The Collective Works and Homepage of Miss. Mel "Pixi" Anderson

 So, I really often try to not make statements about my political views, today , on my birthdayhowever I was thinking of all the things I am thankful for. My Troops was the first to come to mind. Odd I know, it wasn't my friends, itwasn't my family (though I do have a bro in Iraq) really it was aclarifying moment I had when I was questioned by a friend what my plansare for the next year.

I simply stated, "year?? how about week?"It dawned on me h...

well I know maybe 2 of my friends might read this, but here goes....

it's4:30 am on "thanks giving" and I cant help but be thankful that I don'thave to sit here and think of things I'm thankful for because honestlyI'm all tapped out of optimism. I'm having the fucking year of alifetime when it comes to just trying to keep myself from jumping offthe literal bridge (yeah I gave up proverbial last year) Right now,once again I sit and sigh and hate and cry and think what the he...

And that is all.

*I have no desire whatsoever to be a grown up, and in fact I intend tofight that inevitability with all good faith, form, function andimagination. To put it simply, yes my inner child can beat the helloutta your’s.

*I really do have a happy dance; I thinkeveryone has one even if they can't admit it to themselves. It’s ablockage somewhere that inches its way up your spine though I’m quitesure it starts in your rectum somewhere around the age of...

To Whom it may concern,

My name is Mel Anderson. Though from what I?ve found a name holds little precedence to most these days. Rather, we are limited to a number. A Number, that should the day come if it suddenly grows legs along with that which also has a lovely state approved picture of one?s face, it can stall? or, from my experience, bring your entire life to a grinding stop.

February 24th of this year could have been a wonderful da...

It's kind of the continuation off of my last blog explaining the oh sowonderful birthday I had. Well after a week of getting nowhere.. and yeah life sincerely sucks when ever damned gov. office you go to tellsyou to go to the next one or they cant help you replace anything. yeah.Anyway after spending 2 days running around chicago a week after my baggrew legs, I decided to post an ad in the Chicago Craig listclassifieds. I thought I would share it here as well. Bitter-- barely--I thought with ...

Saturday..

was a shitty day. .I knew on friday there was a stormcoming. Rain and snow thunder and lightning howling winds all at once.Fantastic. if you want a bad omen, there ya go. Not that everyonealways believes in omens I am one of those, who though I do believe infate, I also believe to make the best of things even if life isplanning on giving you a swift kick in the proverbial cohones. (Balls).

28,Odd I didn't feel any older .. once again. I did'nt ...

1. I still spin in circles until I get dizzy and fall down.

2. My favorite past time is fishing. Not because I catch anything- but any excuse to spend an entire day doing nothing on a lake is an awesome thing to me.

3. I never catch anything.

4. I worked on a fishing boat in Alaska for awhile , that was cool. Luckily I didnt have to depend on my fishing prowess.

5. I want to go fishing.

6. I've never been Ice fishing. That could be fun. and cold...